Blogs Teachers, for better or worse, are uniquely equipped to handle a bunch of different stressors. But when those nightmare stressors come all at once, life can seem like a horror film – minus the gore.
We’ve collected 31 of these different teaching moments because there’s nothing better to get you in the Halloween spirit than thinking about scary times in the classroom. Just make sure you don’t check them out right before bed.
1. TMW the kids decide on mutiny during your observation
It’s so weird. It’s like they know you’re extra anxious about getting observed by a school admin.
2. TMW the TV cart you reserved weeks ago is suddenly taken
I literally signed up for this weeks ago. I don’t care if your class wants to watch “The Grinch” today – I’m taking the cart back.
3. TMW you’re teaching “The Crucible” and Proctor says “Arse”
Come on, class. Get it together.
4. TMW little Stevie asks about your spiritual beliefs
Today’s really not a good day for that kind of question, Stevie.
5. TMW a parent asks about your credentials
Oh, no, I just come here to kill time. Thank you for asking, though.
6. TMW a parent calls the day after you taught evolution
Will there ever be a year where this doesn’t happen?
7. TMW you hear “Those who can’t do, teach”
Thanks a lot, Bernard Shaw.
8. TMW you mix up Brayden’s and Cayden’s names
What were those remembering student names tips again?
9. TMW you find coffee filter trimmings from snowflake decorations . . . in your hair . . . from three days ago
At least it’s not lice, at least it’s not lice, at least it’s not lice.
10. TMW you say “Luck” and students hear the version that starts with “F”
I really can’t tell if you’re messing with me, but regardless, let’s move ON.
11. TMW no one gets your ’90s kid reference
Nobody remembers Saved by the Bell? Nobody? Really?
12. TMW a parent won’t allow their kid in the “devil classroom”
Ms. Carter, these are Harry Potter decorations. Not sacrificial alters.
13. TMW students say the text is boring, and you want to agree
Am I yawning a lot, or is it just too warm in here?
14. TMW hall monitor duty, bus duty, PD requirements, lunch duty, and an after-school meeting happen in one day
And then I get to grade when I get home!
15. TMW the guy at the wine shop remembers your name
Sorry I’m late tonight! I had hall monitor duty, bus duty, PD requirements, lunch duty, and an after-school meeting.
16. TMW Shelly’s great-grandmother dies for the 14th time
Shelly, I really feel like I’ve heard this story before.
17. TMW every single student laughs . . . and you have no clue why
Did I say something? Is something on me?
18. TMW students find out your Twitter handle
Delete, delete, delete!
19. TMW curriculum requirements change for the umpteenth time
Making completely new lesson plans is EXACTLY how I wanted to spend my night.
20. TMW you sleep in . . . JK, what teacher ever sleeps past 6 A.M.?
Too many times have I gone through my morning routine only to realize it’s Saturday.
21. TMW you get another friend request . . . from a student . . . or parent . . . or grandparent
I knew I should have put something about this in my syllabus.
22. TMW you run into a student at Target while buying underwear
It’s too late to hide. How can I stuff this in my bag without looking like I’m shoplifting?
23. TMW you’re having date night and find a crayon in your pocket
Note to self: Remember to clean out pockets before leaving the classroom.
24. TMW you break bad behavioral news during parent teacher night
Well, the good news is that there’s still progress to be made!
25. TMW you can’t separate the thought of cat litter and vomit
A necessary and impressive cleanup tactic but still disgusting and impossible to stop thinking about.
26. TMW you can’t wash whatever that sticky stuff is from your hands
It feels like glue, but it doesn’t look – or smell – like glue.
27. TMW quieting the class takes longer than your lecture
Why did I plan this immediately after lunch?
28. TMW you’re running out of supplies, and the semester still has months to go
What did I do with that crayon from my date the other night . . .?
29. TMW your students don’t understand that you will, in fact, catch them cheating
This may be as surprising to you as it is to me, but all of that black text scribbled on your hand is a real attention-grabber.
30. TMW people think that, by virtue of the profession, somehow teachers are removed from student debt
Trust me – I have student loan debt up to my eyeballs.
31. TMW it finally clicks. They finally “get it.” They’re really learning.
Wait. No one’s laughing? Or whispering? Or looking like they’re up to something? They’re actually focused?
